Listen, man, it’s totally legal.
If you’ve been wondering why your cat has been laying around the house all day and won’t respond to his own name, that’s because your cat is totally stoned and has completely forgot his own name.
Think about it — has your cat ever responded to its own name? Do they even do anything? Please consider finding a better hiding place for the catnip.
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